Looking for a tee that’s thick, structured, soft, and breathable without feeling like you’re wrapped in a cardboard box? Congratulations, you’ve made at least one good decision today. This unisex garment-dyed heavyweight tee checks every box—comfort, durability, and the kind of fit that says “effort” without trying too hard.

It comes in moss green—that perfectly muted, earthy tone that looks intentional without screaming for attention. Think “I have taste,” not “I tried too hard.” Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s tough enough for long nights, loud shows, and mild emotional damage—but still soft enough to wear the next day. The relaxed fit works with pretty much everything, whether you’re dressed up, dressed down, or dressed like you don’t care (again, the correct choice).

The details for people who read labels:
100% ring-spun cotton (no shortcuts, no sellouts)
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (thick enough to feel legit)
Garment-dyed moss green (already broken in, already cooler than you)
Relaxed fit (room to breathe, move, and judge quietly)
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar (stays together better than most bands)
Twill-taped neck and shoulders (extra durable, unlike your heroes)
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems (because falling apart isn’t the aesthetic)
Blank product sourced from Honduras

Heavyweight. Comfortable. Moss green.
Built to last—your heroes, not so much.

This shirt doesn’t exist until you decide it should. Once you place the order, we make it just for you—because mass-producing things nobody asked for is kind of embarrassing. That’s why delivery takes a little longer. Good things take time. So do bad decisions. This one’s the good kind.

We make everything on demand instead of in bulk, which means less waste, less overproduction, and fewer boxes of unsold merch sitting around questioning their life choices. Thanks for being thoughtful with your purchase. Your heroes probably wouldn’t be.